You won’t believe what celebrities are outsourcing.

Outsourcing. Turns out it’s not just for telephone calls. The rich and famous have been outsourcing for years! From “The Bachelor” to Cinderella, movie stars, athletes, and even a few of our favorite animated pals have looked to others for goods and services. Taking advantage of services that can be outsourced just might give your business’ productivity a boost!

Santa

Elves. North Pole folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

Santa Outsources: Manufacturing

Juan Pablo

Thanks to The Bachelor, I’m putting more energy into making a PB&J sandwich than dating.

Juan Pablo Outsources: Dating

President Scroob

I love the smell of Perriair in the morning. Get me more of this stuff Dark Helmet. Get MEGA-MAID.

President Scroob Outsources: Air

Dr. Emmett Brown

I’m sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it’s a little hard to come by.

Dr. Emmett Brown Outsources: Plutonium

The Jetsons

Rosie do this. Rosie do that. Rosie is entertaining a sweet job offer from Mr. Cogswell. Rosie is taking it.

The Jetsons Outsources: Housework

Cinderella

Oh, thank you, mice, for sewing the most splendiferous gown a girl could ever dream of!

Cinderella Outsources: Sewing

Edward Scissorhands’ Neighbors

Well, when you have a neighbor with scissors for hands, there’s just no reason to pay hairstylists and gardeners.

Edward Scissorhands’ Neighbors Outsources: Haircutting and Gardening

Mikey

I’m the luckiest kid ever! I’m way cuter than the Gerber baby is, and I have Bruce Willis for a mouthpiece!

Mikey Outsources: Speech

The Ghostbusters

What can we say about Janine Melnitz. Without her “special” brand of customer service, we’d probably have a lot more customers.

The Ghostbusters Outsources: Customer Service

William Shatner, Andre Agassi, Ted Danson

There’s no shame in going bald. But we wouldn’t know anything about that.

William Shatner Outsources: Hair Growth

Shia LaBeouf

I mean, if you can’t come up with something brilliant on your own, steal it. I mean outsource it.

Shia LaBeouf Outsources: Ideas

Milli Vanilli, Ashley Simpson, Mariah Carey

Sure, we can sing. But using pre-recorded music is so much easier.

Milli Vanilli Outsources: Singing

Bruce Jenner, Joan Rivers, Mickey Rourke, Dolly Parton

This is totally natural. Totally 100% natural. Like spring water.

Bruce Jenner Outsources: Aging Gracefully

Alicia Silverstone’s Baby

I love my mom. She changes my diapers, she tickles my tummy, and she chews food for me and spits it into my mouth just like a mommy bird. Who knew chewing was one of those services that could be outsourced.

Alicia Silverstone’s Baby Outsources: Chewing

Lisa Rinna

I was so excited when I found out about collagen. Now my lips are so puffy, they could double as a flotation device.

Lisa RinnaOutsources: Lips

Lance Armstrong, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, Popeye

We work really hard to be the best, fastest, and strongest. But “supplemental” strength works harder.

PopeyeOutsources: Strength

Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy

If it wasn’t for outsourcing, we’d be the cutest dust mops you’ve ever seen.

Kermit the Frog Outsources: Voice & Movement

Jamie Lee Curtis

Nothing says good morning like a trip to the bathroom. Thanks, Activia.

Jamie Lee CurtisOutsources: Digestion

Nicki Minaj

Who wants a backside like a pancake when you can have a bum like a Cinnabon?

Nicki Minaj Outsources: Derriere

The Maitlands

How to outsource your job? Three words: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

The Maitlands Outsources: Scaring

The Tin Man, The Lion, The Scarecrow

We love you Wiz! I mean we are capable of loving you. At least the Tin Man is. Thanks for the heart.

The Tin Man, The Lion, The Scarecrow Outsources: Emotions & Organs

Miss Daisy

Drive? I can barely walk. Best let someone else handle the driving.

Miss DaisyOutsources: Driving